what if i didnt go to bed and wrote erotic fanfiction instead
i woke up earlier and literally the first thought to come into my conscious mind was “i want to write an erotic fanfiction right now”
i havent done that in
ever
in retrospect virtually all of the problems i have today could have been prevented had someone just once told me what i wanted to hear

Peacock and Painwheel :O
okay so i know this is some weird loli underaged bullshit but please disregard that for a second to realize how actually accurate this is.
Peacock will bang all the hotties and just smoke a big fat cigar
or bluntright afterwards.
fact
you ever been like “i could draw a lot of really good gross porn of [x]” then you just stop for a second and go “but i shouldnt”
hey heres a novel idea: if you clearly dont understand an issue being discussed how about you not try to give your opinion because guess what nobody gives a fuck about your terrible, biased, uneducated opinion. sit the fuck back and learn a little before you open your idiot mouth