what if i didnt go to bed and wrote erotic fanfiction instead

i woke up earlier and literally the first thought to come into my conscious mind was “i want to write an erotic fanfiction right now”

i havent done that in

ever

im severely not ok right now and i dont know what to do

in retrospect virtually all of the problems i have today could have been prevented had someone just once told me what i wanted to hear

sedusas:

viziasnsfwreblogs:

Peacock and Painwheel :O

okay so i know this is some weird loli underaged bullshit but please disregard that for a second to realize how actually accurate this is.
Peacock will bang all the hotties and just smoke a big fat cigar or blunt right afterwards. 

fact

sedusas:

viziasnsfwreblogs:

Peacock and Painwheel :O

okay so i know this is some weird loli underaged bullshit but please disregard that for a second to realize how actually accurate this is.

Peacock will bang all the hotties and just smoke a big fat cigar or blunt right afterwards. 

fact

you ever been like “i could draw a lot of really good gross porn of [x]” then you just stop for a second and go “but i shouldnt”

hey heres a novel idea: if you clearly dont understand an issue being discussed how about you not try to give your opinion because guess what nobody gives a fuck about your terrible, biased, uneducated opinion. sit the fuck back and learn a little before you open your idiot mouth

if i see that fucking marathon runner on my dash with unfunny meme phrases photoshopped over it one more time i swear to god i will strangle myself with my ethernet cord

i just now noticed homestuckfetishart reblogged me

does “daddy kink” not mean what i think it means

gw2 sucks donkey chode and will be dead in two months and i will enjoy watching it fail